Ever since I can remember, I’d write down funny, sassy, and inspiring quotes in my notebook to help me move through whatever emotion I was feeling. So consider this list of quotes a virtual notebook of sorts, packed with funny self-care quotes to help you feel more motivated.
Finding the right quote can help ignite and inspire your journey. Whether it’s self-care, self-love, relationships, or motherhood, quotes can have a powerful way of speaking to our soul and help us feel seen and validated in our experience.
So, if you’re on the hunt for some funny self-care quotes to help inspire and encourage your self-care practice, you’re in the right place. Pick out a few, write them in your journal, or print them out to keep the messages nearby.
I hope these quotes make you chuckle bring a smile to your face. Never underestimate the power of laughter – it’s a powerful form of self-care. 😉
1.I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener.UNKNOWN
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I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener.
2.Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself.ANNE LAMOTT
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Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself.
3.I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning.UNKNOWN
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I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning.
4.Stop shrinking to fit places you’ve outgrown.UNKNOWN
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Stop shrinking to fit places you’ve outgrown.
5.If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid.RIGEL J. DAWSON
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If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid.
6.This looks like a ‘no, thanks’ to me.UNKNOWN
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This looks like a ‘no, thanks’ to me.
7.I do a thing called ‘what I want.’UNKNOWN
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I do a thing called ‘what I want.’
8.A wise woman once said, “fuck this shit” and lived happily ever after.UNKNOWN
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A wise woman once said, “fuck this shit” and lived happily ever after.
9.Talk to yourself like someone you love.UNKNOWN
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Talk to yourself like someone you love.
10.This is my cup of care. Oh, look, it’s empty.UNKNOWN
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This is my cup of care. Oh, look, it’s empty.
11.Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax.Unknown
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Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax.
12.Do no harm. Take no shit.Unknown
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Do no harm. Take no shit.
13.They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late.Unknown
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They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late.
14.Be good to your skin. You’ll wear it every day for the rest of your life.RENEE ROULEAU
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Be good to your skin. You’ll wear it every day for the rest of your life.
15.I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.UNKNOWN
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I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.
16.Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan.CARLEY SCHWEET
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Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan.
17.When they say, “it runs in the family,” respond with, “this is where it runs out.”UNKNOWN
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When they say, “it runs in the family,” respond with, “this is where it runs out.”
18.I think you’re doing a beautiful job figuring some heavy shit out.UNKNOWN
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I think you’re doing a beautiful job figuring some heavy shit out.
19.Self-care is the greatest middle finger of all time.UNKNOWN
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Self-care is the greatest middle finger of all time.
20.Be loud about the things that are important to you.UNKNOWN
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Be loud about the things that are important to you.
21.Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you.KATIE REED
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Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you.
22.So she set boundaries and began to rebuild her life.UNKNOWN
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So she set boundaries and began to rebuild her life.
23.Get in, loser; we’re healing and falling in love with ourselves again. UNKNOWN
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Get in, loser; we’re healing and falling in love with ourselves again.
24.She will rise with a spine of steel and roar like thunder, she will rise.NICOLE LYONS
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She will rise with a spine of steel and roar like thunder, she will rise.
25.RIP to all the hours I spent explaining myself to other people.UNKNOWN
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RIP to all the hours I spent explaining myself to other people.
26.Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.UNKNOWN
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Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
27.Never apologize for being a powerful fucking woman.UNKNOWN
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Never apologize for being a powerful fucking woman.
28.Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.A.A. MILNE
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Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.
29.Do not pour your sunshine into someone who does not think of you as their sky.UNKNOWN
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Do not pour your sunshine into someone who does not think of you as their sky.
30.People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable.UNKNOWN
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People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable.
31.Be messy, complicated, and afraid. And show up, anyway.GLENNON DOYLE
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Be messy, complicated, and afraid. And show up, anyway.
32.There is a voice that doesn’t use words. Listen.RUMI
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There is a voice that doesn’t use words. Listen.
33.She remembered who she was, and the game changed.LALAH DELIAH
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She remembered who she was, and the game changed.
34.The hardest part of the journey is believing you are worthy of the trip.GLENN BECK
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The hardest part of the journey is believing you are worthy of the trip.
35.If you’re waiting for a sign, this is it.UNKNOWN
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If you’re waiting for a sign, this is it.
36.If it costs you your peace, it’s too expensive.UNKNOWN
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If it costs you your peace, it’s too expensive.
37.Givers need to set limits because takers rarely do.IRMA KURTZ
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Givers need to set limits because takers rarely do.
38.You don’t have to set yourself on fire to keep others warm.UNKNOWN
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You don’t have to set yourself on fire to keep others warm.
39.She had no fucks to give, not even one. And she lived happily ever after.UNKNOWN
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She had no fucks to give, not even one. And she lived happily ever after.
40.Be enough for yourself first. The rest of the world can wait.F.W.
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Be enough for yourself first. The rest of the world can wait.
41.Current status: distancing myself from bullshit.UNKNOWN
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Current status: distancing myself from bullshit.
42.I didn’t forget where I came from; I just realized I couldn’t stay there.UNKNOWN
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I didn’t forget where I came from; I just realized I couldn’t stay there.
43.I stopped waiting for the light at the end of the tunnel and lit that bitch up myself.UNKNOWN
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I stopped waiting for the light at the end of the tunnel and lit that bitch up myself.
44.Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions.UNKNOWN
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Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions.
45.Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years.UNKNOWN
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Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years.
46.Relationship status: committed to growth, self-love, and inner peace.UNKNOWN
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Relationship status: committed to growth, self-love, and inner peace.
47.A glowing woman can help other women glow and still be lit.UNKNOWN
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A glowing woman can help other women glow and still be lit.
48.I think we should start calling our mistakes ‘growth spurts’ instead.CHERYL HALE
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I think we should start calling our mistakes ‘growth spurts’ instead.
49.Remember, you can’t pour from an empty cup.UNKNOWN
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Remember, you can’t pour from an empty cup.
50.Strong women don’t have attitudes; they have standards.UNKNOWN
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Strong women don’t have attitudes; they have standards.
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